Hi! I'm Kris from DK.

I clearly spend too much time on tumblr, since i pretty much ship EVERYTHING! Even my neighbor and our mailman!

I mainly ship Destiel and Sterek and reblogs it and other interesting and funny things.... and penises, i also reblog penises...
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Reblogged from beautifullittleweirdo  97,064 notes
Posted 18, June, 2013
beautifullittleweirdo: castielcampbell: jellybabiesandjammiedodgers: astrolatry: beatle-wholigan-cow: petetownscrooge: queenestelle: love-tastes-like-lemon-juice: nicki-minaj-jimmy-page-fanfic: jacobnate: ohsonglion: omg Barbie you left the seat up JESUS BARBIE. Having shelves over your bathtub is a hazard! You could sit up and hit your head off them!  Seriously Barbie, what was you thinking? It’s so dangerous to leave knives on the floor, Barbie! You should get them out of harm’s way before you cut your toes. :/ BARBIE!!! That mirror isn’t even properly held to the wall, you don’t want 7 years of bad luck if it breaks, do you?? hey… i didnt notice… HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  You don’t have any curtains, Barbie!! what if one of the neighbours sees you naked??!?! And you can’t keep fish in a fishbowl just like that! It’s too small, the fish need water and oxygen exchange - that’s animal torture! omg Barbie pink and brown reallyyou are supposed to be a fashion icon  Barbie, you should keep that medicine in a locked cabinet, a child could take it and DIE Barbie, at least you keep your toilet water blue is no one going to acknowledge that shes preparing food in her bathroom theres no fucking bath mat! CROSS CONTAMINATION!!! omg barbie why is the fish bowl right over the toilet THIS ISN’T FUCKING FINDING NEMO

beautifullittleweirdo:

castielcampbell:

jellybabiesandjammiedodgers:

astrolatry:

beatle-wholigan-cow:

petetownscrooge:

queenestelle:

love-tastes-like-lemon-juice:

nicki-minaj-jimmy-page-fanfic:

jacobnate:

ohsonglion:

omg Barbie you left the seat up

JESUS BARBIE.

Having shelves over your bathtub is a hazard! You could sit up and hit your head off them! 

Seriously Barbie, what was you thinking?

It’s so dangerous to leave knives on the floor, Barbie! You should get them out of harm’s way before you cut your toes. :/

BARBIE!!! That mirror isn’t even properly held to the wall, you don’t want 7 years of bad luck if it breaks, do you??

hey… i didnt notice… HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

You don’t have any curtains, Barbie!!


what if one of the neighbours sees you naked??!?!

And you can’t keep fish in a fishbowl just like that! It’s too small, the fish need water and oxygen exchange - that’s animal torture!

omg Barbie pink and brown really

you are supposed to be a fashion icon 

Barbie, you should keep that medicine in a locked cabinet, a child could take it and DIE

Barbie, at least you keep your toilet water blue

is no one going to acknowledge that shes preparing food in her bathroom

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theres no fucking bath mat! CROSS CONTAMINATION!!!

omg barbie why is the fish bowl right over the toilet

THIS ISN’T FUCKING FINDING NEMO

Reblogged from twerklikestrider  46,980 notes
Posted 18, June, 2013

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

death-limes:

vaspim2k13:

On Monday, during a parliamentary commission hearing to determine if he was a fit for the top court, he was asked whether the death penalty should be applied in cases of rape. His response?

“Consideration needs to be taken thoroughly for the imposition of death penalty for a rapist because in a rape case both the rapist and the victim enjoy it.”

I think I’m going to be sick

“NOPE” i scream from the top of Mt. Everest as i jump off and qwop into the fucking sun

Reblogged from wolvesofzanarkand  141,070 notes
Posted 18, June, 2013
arcanehex: colo12spinner: ask-kirby-characters: themaraudersboys: crazilyawesome: allrightevans: itatemyhand: districtcuatro: numbertwopensyl: ceruleanmoon: always-riddikulus: Forgive me, I don’t recall ferrets being on the list of acceptable creatures to bring to Hogwarts. I HAD THE SAME THOUGHT They’re Harry Potter’s kids. I’m sure they could bring a fucking giraffe to school and it’d be fine. Omg that comment. They will also be allowed to join the Quidditch team during first year and apparate on school grounds. The forbidden forest is just the forest to Harry’s children. There is no curfew. When Harry Potter’s kids see teachers out of bed they scold them. Hogsmeade permission slip? I think not. ‘Have you done your homework Albus Severus?’ ‘No. My father defeated Voldemort’ ‘Fair enough’ ‘Albus Sverus, go to bed’ ‘You can’t tell me what to do.My father was the chosen one.’ ‘Potter what are you doing in the girls labatory?’ ‘fuck you my dad did it’ ‘Potter! Did you put your name in the goblet of fire?’ ‘Yeah bro you got a problem?’ ‘Potter, you-‘ ‘My father’s going to hear about this’ That moment when Harry’s son turns into Malfoy

arcanehex:

colo12spinner:

ask-kirby-characters:

themaraudersboys:

crazilyawesome:

allrightevans:

itatemyhand:

districtcuatro:

numbertwopensyl:

ceruleanmoon:

always-riddikulus:

Forgive me, I don’t recall ferrets being on the list of acceptable creatures to bring to Hogwarts.


I HAD THE SAME THOUGHT

They’re Harry Potter’s kids. I’m sure they could bring a fucking giraffe to school and it’d be fine.

Omg that comment.

They will also be allowed to join the Quidditch team during first year and apparate on school grounds.

The forbidden forest is just the forest to Harry’s children. There is no curfew. When Harry Potter’s kids see teachers out of bed they scold them. Hogsmeade permission slip? I think not.

‘Have you done your homework Albus Severus?’

‘No. My father defeated Voldemort’

‘Fair enough’

‘Albus Sverus, go to bed’

‘You can’t tell me what to do.My father was the chosen one.’

‘Potter what are you doing in the girls labatory?’

‘fuck you my dad did it’

‘Potter! Did you put your name in the goblet of fire?’

‘Yeah bro you got a problem?’

‘Potter, you-‘

‘My father’s going to hear about this’

That moment when Harry’s son turns into Malfoy